Mechwarrior 4: Vengeance (2000) PC
Let me take you back in time.
Christmas day 2000. A 13 year old Joystik awakes from a night of fitful slumber to find a mountain of presents Ol' St. Nick has deposited under the plastic christmas tree. In a flurry of childish glee, I take to the wrapping paper like a honey badger to a delicious snake, ripping and tearing as fast as my pubescent arms could flail. It was quite the haul this year. New bike, CDs, anime, and Nintendo 64 games to beat the band. Just as I thought there was no more, my lovely mother drags a large wrapped box from the closet. My sister and I pounce upon the wondrous gift and shortly after, an HP computer, our first computer, is sitting before us. We carefully open the box and sitting inside is a copy of Mechwarrior 4: Vengeance. My very first PC game.
Fast forward a few hours. My mother is finished setting up the blue and white behemoth and I get my first blurry glimpse into the wonderful world of PC gaming.
Mechwarrior 4: Vengeance is a First Person Mech Simulator game that drops you into Battletech universe, or more specifically, into the shoes of Ian Dresari, a mech pilot battling to free his planet and reclaim the throne from the evil Steiner forces.
I didn't play the game for the plot, though, there were some fantastically awful live action cutscenes. I played the game for the intense mech on mech combat. (that sounded dirty, don't look too much into that)
As a giant robot anime fan, I could not have asked for a better game. You are given access to a massive garage in which to build and customize your giant strolling death machine to your heart's content. Sure, you could always pick the stock, prebuilt machines, but the real fun was refining your bot to your own meticulous standards. Want a nimble machine loaded down with flak shotguns and short range cluster missiles to run circles around your opponent whilst blasting them to scrap, you can do that. Maybe you want a monstrosity encumbered with more long range missiles then most first world nations to sit in the rear and nuke everything to kingdom come? Go for it. Perhaps a shiny laser mecha that has enough firepower to blow a neat little hole in the moon? Shine on you crazy diamond. It is all left up to your imagination.
The insane customization is balanced by a comprehensive resource management system. You want that formidable laser mech loaded with beam weapons akin to a bipedal Death Star, well you better have enough heat sinks, coolant and power generators to handle the immense amount of heat being generated with each volley or you will be overheating in no time. I hope you packed enough long range missiles in that mobile Howitzer or you'll be nothing more than a 100 ton target dummy. It's really quite strategic and you must constantly weigh your options in the heat of battle.
The biggest challenge you'll encounter in the game, besides the extremely skilled competition, is the complex controls. you are literally piloting this robot and there is hundreds of input commands at your disposal. everything from simply controlling the speed, pitch and yaw of your mech to deactivating your electronic components to keep from being scanned to jettisoning fuel and excess armor for a last ditch speed boost. its all very confusing at first and is quite the steep learning curve to master. I recommend buying a flight stick peripheral and mapping the important inputs to the buttons.
Once you learn to control your battle machine like earth bound Amuro Ray, you have an extensive online multiplayer suite to explore. This was the first game I ever played online and it was quite an experience, even on my slow 56k connection. Many of the industry standards we see today were present: Team Death Match, Free-For-All, Capture the Flag just to name a few. The competition was absolutely cutthroat and having only text based communications made team matches a chaotic, but fun mess. After a few hours, you learn what style and techniques work for you and you start blowing mech arms off with the best of them.
Wait, did I forget to mention that you can target individual mech parts? I did, well you totally can! Sure, blasting an enemy in the cockpit will result in a kill, but its often the most armored section of the opponent and nothing short of launching Wolverine into the faceplate is will get a one hit kill. Instead, try blowing his less armored legs out from under him and laugh as your LRM totting teammate lobs fiery death at his immobile ass from across the map. I swear to the heavens, that some of the most imaginative, impromptu moments in my multiplayer history occurred in this one game.
Yes, he is indeed firing his lazors!
When it is all said and done, Mechwarrior 4: Vengeance sparked my love of PC gaming and is a damn fine game in its own right. It's giant robot fighting at it's best and has more then earned a place on my list.
Stay tuned for #24 in a few days. Until then my friends, remember, you can never have enough heat sinks.
Cheers
Joystik.
The Slightly Skewed Worldview of Joystik. My take on Ponies, Movies, Games, and anything else I can think of.
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
My 25 Favorite Video Games of All Time: #25 Mechwarrior 4: Vengeance
My 25 Favorite Video Games of All Time: Introduction
Hello and salutations dear readers.
I had a conversation the other night over Twitter that really stuck with me for some reason. It was concerning Bioshock and if I made a list of my favorite video games, where exactly would it land. So I got to thinking, I say something is "one of my favorite games of all time" without actually having the physical list to reference. I don't think of myself as a liar, so I set out today to compile my favorite games on an easy to reference list.
While compiling the list, I found myself going over in my head just why this and that particular game has stood out in my mind for so long and I was soon fondly reminiscing back to the halcyon days of my youth and how these games have done so much to influence the person typing before you today. so along with each game, I'm going to share with you just why it has impacted me so.
Now to set a few ground rules.
1. This is the list of MY favorite games. If you find yourself disagreeing with me whilst clenching your fists in balled rage, that is to be expected. The world would be boring and very unsexy if it was populated by clones of me. If you feel you must express your displeasure at my obvious inferior list, please do so constructively. This is a labor of love, a celebration of what gaming has meant to me, and I intend to finish come hell or rampant trolling.
2. There will only be games I've played on the list. I'm sure Uncharted 2 was amazing and i'm a blind, unsexy fool to exclude it from the list. But poor, impoverished Joystik has never purchased a PS3 and therefore must be left out of all the swashbuckling fun. Regardless, if I haven't played it, It's not making the list. Sorry
3. I will try to keep it to one entry per series. I will tell you now that I fail miserably in this endeavor. There are 2 series that I just cannot ignore. To do so is betraying the integrity of the list and I would rather go back on a rule then to lie to myself.
4. Stories and plots can and WILL be spoiled. I will try my darnedest to throw up spoiler warnings before I reveal anything too critical but story is a major factor in whether or not I will like a game. and to not explain my feelings completely is doing a disservice to myself and the people reading *SPOILER WARNING* Darth Vader kills Dumbledore by throwing Keyser Soze at him during a dream sequence in the mind of an autistic child.
5. Format and Timeline There will be a separate post per game and I'll try to have them up every other day. Real life does happen and sometimes I won't be able to post for a bit, but take heart lovely readers, I have every intention of finishing this list.
Now with all the nuts and bolts out of the way, we can proceed to the list proper. Look for #25 later tonight
Cheers
Joystik
I had a conversation the other night over Twitter that really stuck with me for some reason. It was concerning Bioshock and if I made a list of my favorite video games, where exactly would it land. So I got to thinking, I say something is "one of my favorite games of all time" without actually having the physical list to reference. I don't think of myself as a liar, so I set out today to compile my favorite games on an easy to reference list.
While compiling the list, I found myself going over in my head just why this and that particular game has stood out in my mind for so long and I was soon fondly reminiscing back to the halcyon days of my youth and how these games have done so much to influence the person typing before you today. so along with each game, I'm going to share with you just why it has impacted me so.
Now to set a few ground rules.
1. This is the list of MY favorite games. If you find yourself disagreeing with me whilst clenching your fists in balled rage, that is to be expected. The world would be boring and very unsexy if it was populated by clones of me. If you feel you must express your displeasure at my obvious inferior list, please do so constructively. This is a labor of love, a celebration of what gaming has meant to me, and I intend to finish come hell or rampant trolling.
2. There will only be games I've played on the list. I'm sure Uncharted 2 was amazing and i'm a blind, unsexy fool to exclude it from the list. But poor, impoverished Joystik has never purchased a PS3 and therefore must be left out of all the swashbuckling fun. Regardless, if I haven't played it, It's not making the list. Sorry
3. I will try to keep it to one entry per series. I will tell you now that I fail miserably in this endeavor. There are 2 series that I just cannot ignore. To do so is betraying the integrity of the list and I would rather go back on a rule then to lie to myself.
4. Stories and plots can and WILL be spoiled. I will try my darnedest to throw up spoiler warnings before I reveal anything too critical but story is a major factor in whether or not I will like a game. and to not explain my feelings completely is doing a disservice to myself and the people reading *SPOILER WARNING* Darth Vader kills Dumbledore by throwing Keyser Soze at him during a dream sequence in the mind of an autistic child.
5. Format and Timeline There will be a separate post per game and I'll try to have them up every other day. Real life does happen and sometimes I won't be able to post for a bit, but take heart lovely readers, I have every intention of finishing this list.
Now with all the nuts and bolts out of the way, we can proceed to the list proper. Look for #25 later tonight
Cheers
Joystik
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Keep Calm and Flutter On- Episode Recap
Lock up your wives and daughters and hide the fine china because it's EPISODE RECAP TIME!
The good folks at Studio B have delivered unto us yet another polarizing episode. The last time around, we had the (unintentional?) character heel-turn for Spike and its seems this weekend's episode has another beloved member of the cast doing something similar...only this time its the one and only DISCORD! King of Chaos, Master of Mischief, Lord of Loki-Type Antics, The Colossus of Clout. (maybe that last one doesnt quite fit) How is the writers going to make THE chaos sower in this universe settle down and behave himself? Short answer: they kinda pull it out from betwixt their buttocks with the help of our favorite yellow winged proctologist. Long answer: well, lets continue on and find out.
The episode begins with 4 out of 6 element bearers standing in a field, anxiously awaiting the arrival of Princess Lazy-Pants (TO THE MOOOOOOOON!!!) and she is not alone. Seems that Celestia needs the power of Discord for some extreamly unspecified reason and wants the Mane 6 and Fluttershy in particular to rehabilitate the demi-god to make him the Draconoquus-shaped chaos missile that Celestia needs in order to conquer the world (or so I assume) So after a confrontation with a foul-mouthed beaver, the girls reunite to release Discord from his stony prison...with rainbows. Being a statue seems to have cramped Discord's style and he proceeds to change cute, cuddly woodland critters into the kinda muscle-bound mooks you wouldnt want to run into in a dark alley. After a series of hilarious sight gags, Fluttershy grows weary of Discord hamming it up and attempts the dreaded "Stare" on him (it's not very effective...) but after threatening him with their plot devices, Discord relents...kinda (FORESHADOWING!) and heads off to Fluttershy's cottage for his "rehabilitation"
The ponies, doubting Discord's sincerity, warn Fluttershy, but she has a plan. She is gonna kill him...with kindness. the whole sequence is a testament to the art of visual humor, with some truly laugh out loud moments, mostly at Angel Bunny's expense. ( I really want that lamp) Discord really has no intention to reform and decides to use Fluttershy's trusting nature to his advantage through his usual methods of insanity. One floating, rotating cottage later and now its time for a dinner party. In the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson "Hang on to your butts"
The dinner scene is one that the fans will be taking about forever and for good reason. Its beauty and the beast, filtered through a LSD lens. every joke hits and Fluttershy's commitment to the unruly demi-god is baffling to her friends, but Discord shows a blink-and-you-miss-it feeling of remorse for what he has done, but Angel crashes the party with news that Sweet Apple Acres is flooding. (Rarity is damn good at charades, I would have never guessed Sweet Apple Acres from an apple in a pitcher)
The girls arrive to find the inundated acres and Fluttershy reveals that she knows Discord is behind the pranks and she is holding back to gain his trust. Discord enters like a boss and finally plays his hand, stating that he would fix the farm in exchange for Fluttershy never using her Element against him ever again. She agrees and Discord, doing his best Brian Boitano impression, gloats about how he is now free to rain chaos all over the world. Fluttershy denounces their friendship and Discord, right in the middle of his big boisterous villain monologue, does the most sudden heel turn that the planet stopped rotating for a split-second. But, unlike the last episode, I have absolutely zero problems with this for two reasons. 1: it was foreshadowed ever so slightly so it didnt seem like it came completely out of left field and 2: even if it did come from nowhere, that is completely in character for Discord. He IS chaos. What better way to demonstrate that then to turn good on a whim, why, because he can! Besides, he is a chaotic neutral at best. I'm willing to bet we are not done with Discord in a somewhat antagonistic role. Celestia arrives and Discord says the name of the show, the internet EXPLODES. role credits.
I'm fairly certain that I will be in the minority, but I have no problem with this episode and even if I didnt like the ending, the comedy more then makes up for it. This is going down as a classic in my mind (as insane as it may be)
9 out of 10
Discord has yet to pay for his greatest crime, no whipped cream to accompany the chocolate milk rain. I DEMAND JUSTICE!!
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